Comic lottery for a wedding
Prepare in advance: pouch with numbered tokens (balls); lottery tickets in the shape of a pair of swans, hearts, rings; prizes.
Tickets are sold to guests, offering to draw out a happy one with his own hand. All this is done at the beginning of the celebration, with jokes, asked to save tickets, after all, the luckiest one will receive a super prize - for example, a trip to Paris (tour operator brochure) or apartment (key).
Some of the guests are invited to hold the drawing, he is asked to draw tokens (balls). Announce the number, call out the winner, present a prize.
Examples of wins and comic rhymes to them:
- If the farm has a machine, then there will be something to sew.
We are ready to give it to you with pleasure. (Sewing needle set) - We will not torment you with a long wait, and congratulations on the upcoming fiery date. (Pack of condoms)
- So that your shoes do not loosen, strong, reliable laces. (Laces)
- Don't sulk, do not grieve, neighbor (neighbor) kiss on the cheek.
- To love you anyone, drunk or drunk, unshaven, prickly, just not smelly. (Soap)
- Today the fashion for smartphones, on gadgets, yes to iPhones.
We're not chasing her, stand aside,
But we will confidently hand over a simple soap dish. (Soap dish) - You have won the grand prize, and that is not our fault.
Which door will the key open, come in, she is yours. (Key) - You didn't get your ticket to the spa due to pull,
While dreaming about spa, read the newspaper. (Newspaper) - You, really, lucky.
In that, right, no doubt.
You didn't get sweets - candy wrappers. (Candy wrappers) - You got a delicious cake, with vanilla and nuts.
Forgive us, in fact, it was accidentally eaten yesterday. (Empty cake box, tied with a beautiful bow) - So the main prize fell out, this is not an easy cruise.
This is not Tuapse, a cool tour to Paris! (Travel agency booklet) - Have you ever dreamed, ride a Ferrari? (Typewriter)
You can compose other options for comic winnings yourself or search on the Internet.
Win-win new year scam
Before the New Year lottery, you need to prepare for the game in advance. You need:
Small box with a hole for the hand. The box can be wrapped and festive film, to make her look beautiful. Or you can decorate it with multi-colored felt-tip pens and paints, draw a symbol on it 2021 of the year. Guests will take out pieces of paper with inscriptions from this box., where is their gift written.
It is also necessary to print the words of the lottery and the prize, which the guest should receive. Papers can be glued onto colored cardboard, so that they are beautiful and solid (it's more convenient to get a piece of paper out of the box).
And most importantly, you need the gifts themselves.. Anything can be used as a gift in a win-win lottery - ballpoint pens, towels, the pencils, disposable tablecloths, rolls of toilet paper (if a joke lottery is supposed)
Special attention should be paid to prizes with symbolism 2021 of the year. Buy calendars in advance from the gift shop, keychains, Christmas decorations, souvenirs in the form of a Bull or a Cow
It is considered a good omen to win such a prize in the lottery..
The selection of lotteries from this section is universal. It can be used when celebrating a holiday with your family, friends or for a corporate party:
Coffee
You will be cheerful and energetic,
And so the whole year will be great!
Tea
You are the minions of fate, which means,
Success and good luck awaiting you.
Celebrating your luck,
Stock up on tea!
Coin
Fate will gild your pen,
Will send a solid pay
Or throw a wallet,
And this is all in the near future!
Lighter
You have to, and henceforth
Burn creative work.
But you won't burn your wings,
Take care of your health!
Biscuits
You have friends, familiar sea,
And everyone will come to visit soon.
Prepare tea and treats.
Here's a cookie for you to start!
Cocoa
Who will get this miracle,
Live the whole year happily!
Red pepper
Many adventures await you
And a lot of thrills,
But everything will end fine,
It's no coincidence that the red pepper!
Soap
And you have household worries,
A lot of household chores awaits.
But in the family and in personal life
You will be fine!
Postcard
Many incidents await you
And interesting travels -
For courses, on vacation, for border -
Where fate will dispose!
Photo frame
Your hairstyle, appearance
We will all be pleasantly surprised.
From then on you will continue
Everything is prettier and younger!
Vitamins
Your health will become stronger,
The second youth will come.
You are destined to be a hundred years old
To live without any storms and troubles!
Perfume
Love will brighten your days,
And they will become bright.
Your whole life in winter and summer
Illuminate with magic light.
Candy
You are used to living in the thick of things,
Work is your main destiny.
We do not promise you peace,
We treat you with candy!
The mud has ruined everyone long ago,
Take soap to help you.
You are so (and I) soul,
Here's a mug for you.
The Year of the Ox is waiting for a fiery one,
Well, just a cannon
Just like a Christmas firecracker!
Anything can be devilry,
This is the picture.
But you can take everything into your own hands
And it's all wrong to redraw. (pencil)
Lottery for little kids and junior schoolchildren
Little children quickly get tired of any kind of holiday activities, lose interest in them. To avoid this, do not delay the process, and spend the lottery right at the festive table.
Handprints will serve as lottery tickets, on which riddles are written on the back. They are given to children to choose from. The presenter dressed as a fairy tale character or cartoon character reads a riddle, the child gives the answer. Receives a prize for correct. Kids are allowed to help.
Lottery balls are no less interesting., where the marker is inscribed with numbers or Chupa-Chups candies. An umbrella cut out of cardboard is glued to them. (boat, flower) with number.
Examples of riddles, puzzles and prizes for them:
- Can you tell me my friend, what is five plus five?
See: You, probably, excellent, once I managed to solve it?
Here's a book for you, to be even smarter. (Book) - Something I'm confused, and it's hard for me to decide, what is the result, if three and seven fold?
See: Yes, I guess it's time for me to go back to school,
Here's a present for you friend, to develop further. (A pen + notebook or notebook) - On one of the spruce branches, two waxwings sat,
Five more arrived, how did they start twittering.
How many birds there are on the branch you can quickly count?
See: Yes, I see smart kids gathered.
They love to draw and read books. (Coloring book)
New Year's lotteries for children and schoolchildren
How little sunshine!
We wish you warm days!
We give you a flashlight at the same time,
To make life seem more fun!
To be always cheerful,
Houses and, of course, at school,
Do not swear, do not shout -
I need to get the ball!
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Children are scary sweet tooth
And Andryushka and Nastena ...
Everyone will be very happy
Get baby chocolate!
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There is one piece as a gift
And it is called a pen.
It will fit everyone, everyone, everyone,
And writes clearly, no problem!
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Happy New Year
And I give a present,
Beautiful doll,
So that you are happy.
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You behaved yourself,
Studied perfectly,
You deserve a gift
And got a typewriter!
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You studied for five all year,
Gift must be received!
A great prize awaits you
Kinder Surprise Chocolate
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You are sad alone,
You don't know why?
So that you don't get bored once,
Take these puzzles as a gift!
To read, do not forget
Get books more often,
And study so that it goes smoothly
We give a bookmark to the book!
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Do you like to eat chocolate,
Fragrant marmalade?
Well, love is not forbidden,
Keep the sweets, kid!
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If you are a big sweet tooth,
We give a brush with sweet pasta!
Train your friend from the cradle,
Your teeth to order!
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We haven't forgotten about you,
Don't look at the ceiling,
So that the keys are in place,
Get your keychain soon!
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I understood - you love to jump,
You have a lot of strength
You will jump on the rope,
What will they give for you!
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Such decoration,
Suitable for a girl.
Hairpin appointment
She always finds.
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Do you have to cook soon
We recommend paints,
Pour water into you
And get coloring!
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One two Three,
Catch your surprise:
This is a great lifesaver,
For pencils planer!
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To remember a wonderful day
How we played interesting,
Here's a frame for your photo,
We give it with care!
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If there is no brush nearby,
And the teeth have changed color,
We will solve this problem
Useful chewing gum!
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So as not to leave traces,
To write beautifully
We will give you an eraser
And we'll fix everything in notebooks!
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To learn new things
Need to read books,
And so as not to forget them,
Everything needs to be written down in a notebook.
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These children are not ice cream,
And not chocolate,
This is a delicious marshmallow,
Delicious and sweet!
Lottery-pantomime
The pantomime lottery draw is suitable for any occasion.
Prepare in advance notes with inscriptions (toilet paper; condom; notebook; Toothpaste; socks, etc.), roll up into a tube. They ask the first participant to leave and offer to choose a person, who has to guess what, what will he portray, after which he needs to draw out a ticket.
With the help of facial expressions and movements, without words, he must show that, what is written in the ticket (let's say toilet paper). If the partner guesses, then he is given a present. Then the partner determines his partner from those, who has not yet participated. So in a circle. It turns out to be a lot of fun.
Of course, when conducting any lottery, one should not go beyond the bounds of decency, but you shouldn't be afraid to seem funny either, that's why he is a holiday, to have fun.
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Comic lotteries for the New Year of the Ox for colleagues
If you are still free Waits for you on New Year's Eve, a meeting with your destiny,After the wedding we will celebrate with the whole crowd!(any item with the symbols of two hearts)
Well, if you already have a half,Then another honor has fallen to you,Stock up on patience!(baby bottle)
This comic lottery Everyone wants to be slimmer. After Olivier and jellied meat, you will have to pump up a little guy.(dumbbell)
And you have such a prediction:Your wishes will come true,Not all your dreams, I'm ready (a) contribution to make.(banknote)
On this wonderful day you will receive a gift in the middle of a frosty winter,It will be beautiful and bright!Your letter will return to you,Santa Claus will no longer respond. You have become very big,And a little bit bad!(letter from Santa Claus)
New Years Prediction Tells you ahead:You can't drink a lot,So as not to be ashamed to look into your eyes later!(Scotch, to seal your mouth and not drink)
Say hello to your superiors and go on vacation urgently,Let the boss go to work on New Year!Rest under a palm tree and sing cocktails!(Beach towel, small palm tree or beach hat)
Tells you a prediction Something will punish you for.,No wonder, don't joke.(belt)
New Year's predictions in verse, what's in your underpants next year not some nonsense,And many, many different bills,What to dress from Couture!(family panties)
There are many tasks for you next year, every hour the boss will get,To keep you from rest!Therefore, we advise you to gain strength,(boxing gloves)
Waiting for you next year,Glory! Life in full view!the main thing, you don't be arrogant and meet your friends more often!(star, you can have big glasses from the joke store)
Today there are many things to do.!To remember everything,Yes, sclerosis so as not to know. We recommend to write everything down,And most importantly, write out.(notebook)
You can't forbid living beautifully,Only with envy you will have to be near. But there is a cure for every ailment,And from the evil eye, and from cunning.(pin)
There are many doubts in life,That's why all the fuss. It is important to make the right choice., no, maybe, Yes?(Yes / No coin)
We all want warmth,Sweaters will help with this., at once,When there is a thread and a tool.(hook or knitting needles)
To lead out of the wrong path,And so as not to get off the right one.,He only rushes to luck.(ball of thread)
Everyone on the path of life,Difficulties can drive you crazy, so that you never know troubles,Wear a strong amulet.(amulet / amulet)
Many victories await you,There shouldn't be any troubles, but the enemy doesn't sleep, we know, and therefore we protect ourselves from evil.(garlic)
A calm and humane year awaits you,Relaxed, albeit a little strange. Because you have a magic bottle for all your worries in the closet.(motherwort tincture, can you brandy)
Short predictions for the New Year 2021 in lotteries
The strong don't cry, luck will come to you again. (horseshoe)
Always look forward, a lot of money is waiting for you. (joke bank bills)
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Fast way to you, there will be a lot of travel. (any travel kit)
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Step boldly you forward, success with luck is already waiting. (souvenir, lucky)
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Expect good news from your closest friends. (beautiful envelope, in which you can put, eg, new year card)
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To everyone's surprise, an addition awaits you. (pacifier)
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Anyone would be glad. You will find a treasure in the coming year. (chest, box, casket)
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I see exactly, you will have a big family. (family amulet)
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Exactly at midnight, in the new year, your luck will do. (cool watch, New Year symbols or sparklers)
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The world will help you paint in different colors (Paints). Take a brush in your hands and draw fairy tales.
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You will have to try and make people happy, greet the guests, (Toast) tell us soon!
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So that the broth was fragrant, he definitely needs, without (Bay leaf) all food will be insipid.
If you want to, for the dish to whet the appetite, will add spice (Pepper), the taste will surprise you very much!
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It is no coincidence that this vegetable is respected in the East., since an aphrodisiac (Eggplant) called!
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To avoid strife, eat (Tomatoes), you will be cheerful and healthy, forget the doctors!
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The cup of joy will replenish, all wishes will come true. (leaflet, pen and lighter - a set for making wishes with the chimes)
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In front of the leadership, you will have to be, to leave the temptation to get drunk. (bottle of alcohol)
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In the shop, will you take, yourself trendy pants. (belt)
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Under, glasses clinking family you will be surrounded. (glasses / glasses)
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When the last piece of ice melts, life will become like a picture. (picture, paints with an album, etc.. d.)
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The old year is already leaving, new happiness comes. (any symbolism of happiness, eg, from a feng shui store)
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Don't you dare to be sad today. You will have many loyal friends. Invite them more often, treat yourself to delicious tea. (tea, can I mug)
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Big love awaits, you will find happiness again. (symbolism "heart" (pillow, trinket, magnet etc. d.))
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Take a career ladder upstairs, you can even sit on the boss. (toy ladder, cup, meaningful career growth, from a joke store)
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Let color paint into life - be cheerful, live like a fairy tale! (sparklers).
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Let the year be eventful, creative, well, they didn't forget to rest, you (candy) treat!
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To know, where is my husband's pay, you write down the waste (pen).
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Keeps let the hearth, driving away troubles, your patron and guardian is a kind angel! (angel figurine).
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This gift is priceless for you - it will launch the remote control, flashlight will light. Each of us will be happy for this, because even a camera will work with it! (battery).
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To always open the lock from the heart of the dear, take a new one as a keepsake (trinket).
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In an hour, when boredom comes, get your (Rubik's cube).
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You are desperately lucky - get yours (helicopter).
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Kohl believed in miracles - become a magician yourself! Take your wand, wonderful magic! (cotton buds).
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To cheat on a friend, and maybe hit the jackpot, important to understand in time, when (playing cards) get hold of!
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All things will get better, everything in the year (symbol of the year) like it. (souvenir symbol of the coming year)
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Having passed such a path, it's time to start from scratch. (notebook, notebook)
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Someone has a crocodile, fate will grant you wings. Smile, take refuge, do not give in to evil enemies. (Red Bull)
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Remember the proverb: who gets drunk at the party, will return to the house without advance payment. Therefore, do not lean on and do not forget to eat. (fork)
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And the magician reminded you, family, fiery hearth. (thick candle)
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You are recommended for ailment, protect yourself and everyone around. (lemon, garlic)
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Whatever the problem, treat her easier. Well, so that there is no dilemma, stock up on horseradish root. (horseradish root)
New Year's lottery for adults with gags
Parents of kids love holidays too, that's why we have a lot of jokes for you mom and dad.
Your troubles and problems,Will dissolve like a bubble of foam. (bubble)
wait a little,There will be a bright road, the path will be fragrant from all sides,Like a fragrant toilet paper roll.
A fiery year awaits,Well, just a cannon, just like (Christmas cracker)
All enemies will hide,And the problems will wash away. (soap)
Many joyful events await you,Impressions and memories. And how many discoveries await!It will take a lot of writing. (notebook)
Anything can be devilry,This is how you see the picture, but you can take everything into your own hands and redraw everything wrong.. (pencil)
The weather will be changeable and outside the window, and even in the house. And the atmosphere so that it was light and not changeable. A shield from bad weather will help, and nothing else. (raincoat / umbrella)
And you will have a toddler or a baby, so the dummy told us.
Pass around the flour,Tears will only come from the bow.
We don't feel sorry for gifts,
Get a lighter!
(Lighter)
In the mirror, my friend, look -
Be proud of your beauty!
(Pocket mirror)
These threads will help you
Sew on the pocket correctly!
(Threads)
Did you want a cool car?
Alas! You only got gum!
(Жвачка)
The year will go smoothly, yes sweet. straight, how is this chocolate.
A lot of snow is not a hindrance,There is much ahead of success. Happiness is given to you,And also this banana.
In the coming year * Do not hide your beauty. Collect hair in a hairstyle,A comb will help easily.
The year will be productive., yes noise!But don't be discouraged. Take vitamins.
Unfortunately, it happens,That sorrows with troubles are not uncommon, in this case wet wipes will help you.
In the coming year,You will not meet trouble, your flight will be easy,The balloon will carry away to the land of happiness.
Difficulties on the way are possible,But don't be sad, Don't be sad. Just be patient a little. Cook soup with potatoes.
Playful pranks
If a comic win-win lottery is part of the New Year's program, must be included “empty” lots, while allowing the purchase of an unlimited number of tickets. The opportunity to order a dance track can be a consolation prize, appointment as the host in the competition or the right to receive another ticket for free.
A win-win lottery in verse is the best option for “empty” or lots associated with the performance of any actions:
- To take a great prize, sing an encore.
- You got nothing, because there are no prizes left. Do not be sad and do not grieve, a kiss on the neighbor's forehead!
- Pour vodka into a glass and drink for free!
Win-win lotteries without poetry
In this section you will find only options for gifts for win-win lotteries:
Mascara or tanning agent - shoe polish, shoe polish.
Souvenir "Sing to know the measure" - a thimble.
You got a trifle - get a cut.
French cosmetics - colored pencils or felt-tip pens.
Pet - Toy Bull.
Napkins for ... - toilet paper.
A device for giving your head a "shiny" shape - machine.
Metalworker's Decoration - Paper Clips.
Ceramic plate, custom made - disposable plate
The dressing table is a mirror.
Indian rug - handkerchief.
Crystal vase - glass (disposable).
Wall painting machine - brush.
Device needed in case of an accident - pin.
Human hair wig - scrubber.
Automatic hair fastener clip - clothespin.
All night pleasure. Your winnings are original a little - you got a baby nipple. (pacifier)
Means for finding rubles - a penny.
Comic lotteries why are they needed?
The funniest of them all are the win-win comic lotteries. They are held on any holidays, weddings, corporate parties, children's matinees, anniversaries, birthdays.
- For a corporate party, comic lotteries are not only a reason to unite a team, but also laugh at yourself and others. When organizing it, one should proceed from the age of the main participants., their ability to adequately perceive jokes. Lotteries with funny rhymes are suitable for a young company., accompanying each win.
- Fortune-telling lotteries serve as an entertainment program on New Year's Eve. Be sure to listen to them. This has been proven over the years, therefore you shouldn't "make" depressing predictions. They should inspire the lust for life, tune in to the expectation of happiness, good luck, love.
- If the celebration takes place in a large family circle, where children are present, they should not be forgotten either. As a prize, think over and prepare surprises in advance, who would make kids happy.
New Year's lottery with predictions
What a New Year without making wishes? They are given special preference on a mysterious night.
If it falls out as a prediction then, what did you dream about, this is expected and hoped for the whole year. Therefore, predictions-wishes are carefully selected, so that there is no negative left.
They are written on a piece of paper, roll up, tied with a thin ribbon, put in a hat-cylinder or cone. Stir before serving. The received predictions are read out loud by guests.
Examples of predictions:
- The old year is about to go. All the bad will take away.
In the new one there will be good luck and a sack of money to boot. - Buy yourself a frying pan in the coming year,
Pour tea into a couple of cups, expect guests for lunch. - You need to believe in miracles, there are many of them in the world,
New love and a long journey awaits you. - You will buy a lottery ticket for yourself,
Put it under your pillow on Thursday,
Take out in the morning, spit five times.
Winnings will be waiting for you on Saturday. - Tomorrow for sure, believe not believe,
Happiness will knock on the door.
Don't count the crows,
Quickly let him in. - Today, the prediction for you is for another road 100 gram.
